The Whackman jumps in the saddle to bring you Legend s Farmers Daughters Com. When these sluts get in the mood, there s gonna be a ho down!
Scene one opens up with the blonde petite cutie foreigner Diamond Forever and her hard accent. Her worn out cunt as well as her tight ass get ravaged on a bench by a lucky chap. Diamond has a banging body for a little slut and warms up The Whackman nicely.
In scene 2, after some loooooonnnnnng boring dialogue, a bloke gets his cocked sucked by a just below average looking brunette named Shaena Steel, while his friend spectates. This scene was fucking garbage and should have been left on the cutting room floor.
Scene 3 has the pig-tailed, small tittied, but appealing Vivian Valentine starting off the action by sensually sucking her mans long cock. Vivian does a decent number with that tight frame of hers, starting with reverse cowgirl, then side-wayed, and finally doggystyled until her face was ready to receive the goods.
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The fourth scene has the very cute Gwen Summer helping some dude rise and shine . Gwen s squeal gets The Whackman off every fucking time. Although it was a pre-tit job performance, her little girl charm carried her (and The Whackman) to the motherfuckin promise land. She rides dude nice and slow, then takes it missionary with such a sexy virgin look on her face, and a being taken advantage of type of doggystyle performance. The Whackman damn near was dehydrated after the scene. Holy shit
Scene 5 brings back Shaena Steel to fuck with the other dude that was on looking last time. This time, Shaena puts in work instead of just blowing him like she did his buddy. She gets it pretty good in multiple positions, but her wicked witch of the west looking face doesn t cut it for The Whackman.
Sexy brunette Tasha Hunter and not up to par looking Lola m nage a farm boy to get even with their boyfriends. Tasha gets licked by the farm boy while Lola sucks his cock. The Whackman would have personally put a pitchfork into Lola and fucked the shit out of Tasha. Instead, a dildo got Tasha off while Lola got pounded doggystyle and then the two sluts reversed positions. Farm boy is an equal opportunist, so more power to him. A good closing scene with the exception of too much camera time on Lola s face.
Overall, Farmer s Daughters Com had quality sex scenes, but should have left Shaena Steel and Lola alone. Two scenes with any other broad would have given it a power rating in The Whackman s book, but still 7 loads were launched with Ms. Summer taking in most of the juicy loads.
Key To Sex
Legend s Key To Sex is nothing far down from The Whackman s alley, for The Whackman holds the skeleton key and will unlock the hidden review from the box.
Scene 1 opens up slowly with two dudes chit chattin. Finally, the sensual blonde Kimberly Kane starts her morning off with her man tonguing her worn out snatch. Kimberly then performs a sub-par blow job before she gets railed doggystyle by her small dicked man. She then sat on his limp red cock and baby bounced on it prior to getting missionaried and side winded. It was a so-so intro.
After some more senseless conversation, Scene 2 has the gorgeous foreign blonde Anna Nova in a shower scene. The fucking mist was ruining The Whackman s view at first. She first got titty fucked before getting rammed while standing up putting one foot against the wall. The director finally got it right by opening the shower door. But what the fuck was with the fake voiceover? Ms. Nova s a fuckin pro and you bastards short-ended the scene. It still was decent with good oral and various sexual positions, but not maximized to its potential. That s your bad Legend.
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Scene 3 again has long meaningless talk between the two same dudes from the two previous scenes. Then, one of the dudes watches a porno of small breasted Felicia Fox (as a mighty ugly zombie) getting double teamed by two male zombies. The lighting sucked in this scene and did not keep The Whackman s interest. They shadows made them look like retarded leopard s going at it.
The fourth and final scene has the sexy faced Venus who is eager to get fucked by her man, but her man leaves her hanging and that s where one of our two talkaholics cum in. After pulling a few items out of her ass, one of the two guys eats her out and The Whackman notices a poor tit job dammit. After getting sucked off pretty good by Venus, he plugs that pussy missionary on the couch before having her in the reverse cowgirl position. Then, he puts her on her back while thrusting his cock up her crapper before drizzling almost no cum.
Key To Sex must have had Do Not Duplicate written on it because The Whackman was fairly dissatisfied. The fake voiceovers and music killed the vibe. It should have been a lot better; still, 3 loads were shot although they weren t full juicy loads. The box cover is very, very deceiving.
University Coeds 16
The Whackman takes a school tour with Dane Productions University Coeds 16. The Whackman is open-minded to higher learning, so let s see if this university is worth sending an application to.
Eighteen year old Canadian blonde hottie Selena Del Ray opens up with a short interview of herself, while modeling her banging body off. She gets saran wrapped while doing a photo shoot and then some dude begins to feel up on her. Utilizing her tongue, Selena blows him by the pool prior to getting eaten out (while lying on a pool chair). The young dude then jabs Selena s twat with his small cock and turns her around to hit it doggystyle. Selena tries to ride his cock, but it s obviously too small for her to fully enjoy it. Give The Whackman a call Selena and you won t have to fake your orgasm.
Next, a bug eyed, red haired, psych major Sonja Red briefly gets interviewed while showing her nicely proportioned body off. Damn, if that face was a little hotter, she d be smokin. Sonja masturbates in white lingerie before heading to bed with her man. She does a slow sensual job on his cock before laying on her back to get some good oral in return. Sonja s nice tits shake rhythmically as her pussy is ferociously pounded missionary and doggystyle (while looking [at herself getting fucked] in the mirror). She then takes it up the poop hole before tasting his cum. Sonja s body is fucking banging.
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Scene 3 starts with the cute faced but saggy breasted Justice, who, after hitchhiking, gets picked up by some young businessman. Justice then gets held prisoner and is forced to become a sex slave to ensure her release. Justice starts by sucking her master s cock before getting her ass and cunt licked. Justice gets doggystyled while leaning over a gauntlet. Her hairy bush then gets toppled while she laid on a sex swing. After cumming, Justice gets shackled up. Sweet ending.
The Philippine born cutie pie Charmane headlines the movie by first showing off her petite frame while getting interviewed. Charmane does a strip dance for some dude before sitting on his face. She then tastes his cock before riding it, leaking her pussy juice all over. In the doggy position, Charmane works the cock while dude casually sits back, then he explodes all over her chest and stomach.
It was a bumpy tour for The Whackman, but University Coeds 16 was a decent flick. The Whackman noticed the talents on the male side were clearly outperformed by their counterparts. Next time Dane Productions, holler at The Whackman to represent the damn university and The Whackman guarantees there will be a more enjoyable and educational experience.
Look I Am Hairy
Pure Filth Production s Look I Am Hairy is an all snatchural feast for The Whackman. It s going to be a hairy situation.
Scene 1 opens up with a fugly out of shape sasquach of a beast looking Malinka. It pained The Whackman to sit through this scene and although big chubaka women need lovin too, The Whackman has a reputation to uphold.
Shit, scene 2 was similar to the first scene. Being hairy is all good, but an old smash faced looking tub of lard Asian named Sarah damn near made the Whackman vomit. What the fuck did the Whackman do to deserve this? It was a more excruciating scene than the first. Wait, wait The Whackman hurled
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Scene 3 was another disappointment Yoko, a below average looking flat assed Asian was the sight of sore eyes for The Whackman. It was almost time to hit the stop button and make shit up for the rest of the review, but The Whackman remains a consummate professional.
The final scene ended on the same note as it started another out of shaped Asian named Kimburly made The Whackman s cock stay in its state of hibernation. A damn shame The Whackman tells ya.
For the first time, The Whackman s appetite for pussy was almost non-existent. If anyone out there like s fugly, beastly looking sluts, Look I Am Hairy is for you more like Look I m Scary. Do us all a favor Pure Filth and chop your fucking dicks off because you don t deserve one for playing this goddamn prank of a porno on The Whackman. 1 pity shot was fired as The Whackman was forced to blast the audio up and go into a different room and go to The Whackman s happy place.
Pussy Punishment
Noose Video Productions present Pussy Punishment. The Whackman is eager to see what is going the fuck on in this New York City dungeon.
Scene 1 begins with an old, man-face structured mistress named Slave Dove whipping the decent looking brunette Allanah Rhodes in the ass before tapping her pussy with the whip. Dove then secures Allanah s arms behind her back before smacking that cunt some more. Dove uses two clothes lines to spread Allanah s pussy lips apart and began tugging away while flicking that pussy. After using a mini-spiked roller, Dove beats Allanah s twat yet again; The Whackman gets slightly bored by the repetitiveness.
In scene 2, a short haired, average looking, blonde named Jayne Jaye gets the medieval treatment by Dove and her worn out looking assistant Porsche Lynn. They start the ritual by smacking Jane s cunt before melting a candle, letting the hot wax drip all along the inner thigh and her twat? Jane looked more nervous than excited to receive that wax all over her pussy and her face expression said it all. It somewhat turned The Whackman on, but only for about a minute. The two nasty bitches then started squirting water guns at Jane s pussy and The Whackman yawned. Ooooohhh, water. Exhilarating NOT.
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Scene 3 concludes with Porsche Lynn turning from assistant to prisoner in the final act. Slave Dove uses her hand to smack Porsche in her slit to start it off. Dove pulls out an electrical wand to zap Porsche s pussy and that shit was a little fucking crazy. Porsche was a hardcore slut that took the electrical current to her twat piercing like a champ. Although both chicks were fugly, The Whackman was amazed at the torture Porsche endured. The scene ended with eight clothes lines stretching out Porsche s labia with Dove painfully pulling them off all in one swipe. Holy fucking shit.
Pussy Punishment s idea of pain mixed with pleasure is for the extreme sexual predator. If there had been better looking whores performing these acts, it may have faired well with The Whackman. Instead, it looked like a desperate attempt to get an orgasm from chicks who couldn t get their jollies off the old fashion way. The Whackman did get hard at times because of the extremities, but managed to squirt just 1 load, as Pussy Punishment was pro-rated in ejaculation for the shortness in length.
Bang My White Tight Ass 7
Pure Filth Productions Bang My White Tight Ass 7 is an interracial flick that shows The Whackman how ebony cock treats ivory asses. Hopefully they ll live together in perfect harmony.
Scene 1 gets right down to business with the short haired average looking Alex Milano gagging a long black cock. A fair exchange is imminent as they 69 before Alex rides that shaft like she owns it. She then gets thrusted while her knees bang her shoulders, before taking it doggystyle in her cunt. Her tight white ass then gets mutilated by the rock hard while she continues to play with her pussy. Alex finally takes the hot load in her mouth.
Scene 2 opens up with mature blonde Cherie getting her worn out pussy tongued by her chocolate flavor of love. After a brief blow job, she gets doggied while leaning over on a stool. Cherie moves on over to the couch into reverse cowgirl and bounces on it prior to licking it some more. Her pussy then gets pulverized by the huge cock missionary before taking it in the backdoor doggystyle for a good amount of time. She drained her fuck buddy in her mouth like a champ.
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The cocksucking blonde pro Aussie Amber puts her tongue piercing to work on a black cock. She then gets analized on the stairwell missionary before turning around and taking it up the crap chute. Amber s slutty mouth tastes her own shit off his cock prior to him dippin back into the number two hole. They utilize the stairwell to the best of their abilities and Amber jacks the nutrients out of her man and into the back of her tonsils.
Filthy mouthed brunette Maggie Star works a long black cock in the back of her throat. She then 69 s her partner before taking that cock in her tight ass riding it with caution. Her partner doesn t seem satisfied as his cock went limp. So he decides to missionary her in her loose cunt, stabbing away to resuscitate his cock. The Whackman sensed a lack of chemistry and this should have been edited out. Poor closing.
Bang My Tight White Ass 7 is for the grimy folks who want some raw hood sex. Although the scenes were up to par with The Whackman, there were no memorable bitches in the flick. Average looking white whores don t cut it with The Whackman, but still, 3 loads were fired off due to the anal ravishing these bitches endured.
Charlie Zipless
Legend s Charlie Zipless is a story about whores and the world of escorts. The Whackman likes the sound of that so let s do this
Scene 1 starts things off in the bedroom with a pimp and her whore, fuckable looking Teri Starr, who didn t make her quota. So like an understanding pimp, he has Teri repay him with a sexual favor. The Whackman loves a win win scenario. After they 69, she rides him before he sticks her in the ass with a glass dildo. Then he pounds her pussy with his cock doggystyle and unloads his man juice on her ass. Scene 1 continues with another couple; the sexy tanned brunette (with nice big tits) Charlie and her man get a don t be jealous fuck on. Charlie devours the dick before sitting her nice ass on it. She then gets rammed doggystyle prior to getting missionaried. She jacks off her man and cleans up the mess with her mouth. Good fucking start.
Scene 2 stars a blonde beauty Charlese Lamour, who visits her small cocked doctor for an oral and physical exam. After sucking his cock, Charlese rides him good with that nice jiggling ass of hers. He tries to please her with all 4 inches, but The Whackman knows The Whackman should have been tagged in. Charlese even giggles a bit. She then gets in the reverse cowgirl and tries to hurry shit up because she s obviously not feeling anything. Poor bastard.
In scene 3, the old worn out lookin Racquel Devine gets treated like the whore she is. After paying, her master has her play with herself with a red dildo. Then he eats her mileage filled cunt out before getting his cock sucked. Racquel rides him for a bit before getting doggied. Then she takes it up the crapper like a dirty slut in a few different positions before getting blasted on all over the mouth.
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The following scene stars the foreign red head Chandler giving a politician some good loving. Chandler starts off by dildoing herself while sucking his cock. Then she takes it doggystyle while getting slapped in the ass. The Whackman enjoyed her enthusiasm and one can tell from her moaning and groaning that it wasn t even about the money. She then rides him and continues to use his cock for her pleasure. Taking it up the ass, Chandler is a fucking pro.
The final scene is a girl on girl scene with Charlie and Teri Starr. They use their fingers and tongues to their maximum potential and even play with a pink and red dildo. Teri takes the pink one in her pussy and Charlie takes the red one in her ass. Girl on girl scenes are nothing but foreplay to The Whackman, but hey, it is what it is
The storyline was unrealistic as whores try to leave the impression like their running shit. Bitch please. But the female cast was decent in appearance, so The Whackman did fire off 5 juicy rounds with apologies to Racquel, The Whackman wasn t in the MILF mood. If Charlie takes notes from Chandler s performance, she can become a force in the porn industry.
