Cum Catchers 3
French kissing: the sensuality and romance of two girls together that is always hot yet why stop there?! Cum Catchers 3 brings in some random dude for some 3-way cum swapping hardcore action, and that s when the party really begins. Ready? Aim. Fire!… in your motherfucking mouths, you little sluts.
The sexy black-haired Jasmine Byrne and a blonde vixen Estelle start things off kissing and sensually groping their way around each other. The girls softly finger each other and then are joined by Marco. They team up to enthusiastically work over his cock and balls. Jasmine sits on Estelle s stomach as she lies back, so Estelle can play with her pussy while Marco plugs her missionary style. He also gives it to Jasmine from behind, and lets Estelle take several tastes of his cock and her pussy as she licks Jasmine from below. Jasmine takes her place as the helper as Marco works Estelle through a bit more missionary and some spooning. She holds Estelle s mouth open as Marco shoots his load inside it. They swap it back and forth a bit and gargle it before Estelle spits it out onto the camera.
A tranny looking blonde named Trina Michaels starts out the second scene with a stunning blonde named Brooke Haven. Trina gives Brooke a little slit licking and finger sucking and Brooke returns the favor on her pierced pussy while Trina sucks her fingers. The girls are joined by Justin, who gets his knob gobbled by both of them right away. The girls also lie back to get face fucked before lying back together to get pulverized. Trina gets it doggystyle first, with Brooke lying on top of her to take it soon after. Brooke gets off Trina after a bit to get some doggy fucking of her own and the girls take turns in reverse cowgirl. Finally, Brooke holes Trina s mouth open wide while she gets a load of cock cream shot into it.
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Two average looking chicks, brunette Naomi and blonde Georgia Peach, play with each other s pussy a little before James enters. James helps Georgia take his cock into her throat. While Georgia gets into it, Naomi seems scared of cock. Naomi s whack as if cock is kryptonite. After Georgia basically does all the work, Naomi sits on her stomach so James can fuck each of them missionary style. Naomi finally gets into it and they argue over who gets the cock as they lie back to back on their sides letting James work back and forth between them. James finally decides to finish things with Georgia, and pops his load in her mouth. The girls swap it back and forth a few times.
Lexi Love, a cute auburn/brunette haired slut, and Gianna Lynn, a pretty Asian with a pierced left tit, playful kiss and titty play; Lexi moves down to work on Gianna s cookie before letting Gianna reciprocate. When they re joined by the cock, Gianna leads the oral charge before Lexi intrudes. They team up on his cock and balls and then lie back and let the dude fuck their faces before Lexi sits on Gianna and lets him work between their holes missionary style. Gianna rolls over to let the dude take her from behind as Lexi sits on her ass and continues to take a few missionary fucks. Lexi spreads Gianna s cheeks open so the dude can pop all over her face and in her mouth. Gianna gargles it before letting Lexi accept it with a kiss. Lexi doesn t want to give it back, so Gianna sucks it out of her mouth, but then lets it run back into Lexi s mouth so she can gargle it.
Annika, a tiny brunette, and Lacie, a sexy blonde (with a couple of red streaks in her hair) kiss, grope, and play for the camera with plenty of smiles. Lacie gets to receive the first pussy licking and then returns the favor. They magically move to their knees as the cock walks in and Lacie quickly leads the way. Annika moves in and Lacie helps her by spreading her cheeks and guiding her head a bit. Both girls aren t afraid to take the cock into their throat and then stack themselves missionary with Lacie getting nailed first. Annika lays back on Lacie s back for a little missionary and doggy mix before getting on all fours and letting the guy fuck her doggystyle as Lacie holds her open. Annika holds Lacie s mouth open using the heels of her shoes and lets the guy pop in her mouth. Lacie takes the shoe away from her and spits the cum down it and into Annika s mouth. The girls swap the cum back and forth on the shoe and play with it until the camera fades out.
Cum Catchers 3 leaves The Whackman with mixed feelings. There were some scenes that really worked (Jasmine and Estelle), and others didn t work (Brooke and Trina). The Whackman just didn t care about some of the whores. There was a here we go again feeling due to damn near identical choreography from the previous scene. On the plus side, the camera work is very well done and the girls do a nice job with the camera. There was a voyeuristic feel that The Whackman really enjoys. The Whackman unloaded 5 healthy loads but that s low for this genre
Tales of good girls gone bad… in their own words! Most porn enacts sexual fantasies for your viewing experiences. Real Sexxx Letters re-enacts sexual realities for a hotter viewing experience. The sexiest letters… the hottest talent… handpicked by awarding winning director, James Digiorgio… from they, to him, to The Whackman!!!
A cute blonde named Crystal Ray starts things out writing to Real Sex Letters about getting it on with coworker John. John makes his way down to get a taste of Crystal s twat then Crystal thanks him with a little head before lying back on her desk for John to dip his pen in her pink ink. They also fuck in standing doggy and reverse cowgirl before Crystal hops off and takes a very impressive shot from John in her mouth.
Bored housewife Katarina writes in to tell about the fantasy she had to deal with the boring repetitive sex she has with her husband. She starts out in a cage before Rafe pulls her out and lets her suck his cock briefly. He goes down on her with his tongue and fingers, and then has her climb up to ride him reverse cowgirl style. They work through a few other common positions before Katarina finishes things up taking a decent facial.
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Rachel Rotten, a decent looking long black-haired slut, gets it on with Rob. He makes his way across her pierced nipples in his kisses before going down on her, and then lets Rachel suck his cock. Rachel lets Rob plug her missionary style before spooning her. They work through a couple more positions before Rob gives Rachel a little dribble of droppings, some of which she looks like she might have swallowed down.
Hamilton Steel takes on a thing ebony chick named Lovely Lexi in the back room of his workplace. After she gropes him and he expresses his surprise, Hamilton works his way up and down her body with both his tongue and hands. After she wraps her mouth around his cock, they get into missionary style before Lexi rolls around on the table so that she and Hamilton can interact a little more. They get into reverse cowgirl before Hamilton gives Lexi a splash in the face.
A milf brunette Nikki Lynn tells Real Sexxx Letters about how she works out in the park every day. Dave helps her to her car after her workout and she takes him home to thank him. Nikki guides his hands to where she s hurting and Dave continues kissing her, but moves his mouth to her lower lips while she reveals her nicely implanted pair of funbags. They work through a bit of reverse cowgirl, spooning, and missionary. Dave pulls out and lets Nikki know that he s about to come before decorating her chest.
Real Sexxx Letters is a fun idea, but it doesn t work for The Whackman. The setups are so stereotypical; that doesn t mean that a used opening kills a scene, but it doesn t start it out the best. The lighting didn t help the cause either. Although the sex has some nice feeling, it feels slow and forced. None of the scenes told The Whackman that they were the real deal as they lacked chemistry every one was just okay. This is a standard porno that got 4 loads out of The Whackman.
The Whackman has always been a man s man and will serve the good ol U S of A if need be; however, The Whackman wants to serve this Army of Ass 4. Its draft day boys and girls let s do this.
A tranny lookin faced brunette named Liza Harper starts things out by lightly playing with herself while talking about getting ass fucked. She works a finger between her ass and mouth, and as soon as Rick rushes in with a hard cock goes right to sucking it. Liza turns around to take Rick in her ass before lying back for a bit of anal missionary. She moves up to get a rectal rotor rootering from Rick reverse cowgirl style before moving to her side to demonstrate some nice gapes. Rick pulls out and pops all over Liza s shapely gaping ass.
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A below average looking blonde/brunette named Catalina plays with her ass while talking impassionately about it. Rod come in and goes to work on her asshole with his tongue. She sucks his cock in return before bending over and letting Rod ream her from behind Catalina rolls onto her back for a bit of anal missionary, then they get in a bit of pile driving for Catalina s ass, and of course Catalina takes a good taste from Rod s cock. They go back for more anal missionary with Rod busting a nut in Catalina s ass to finish things up.
An okay looking red-head named Ashley Haze starts out her scene by playing with her ass. Rick moves in and goes to work on her asshole with his tongue and finger while giving her cookie a few licks and a finger at the same time. He spoons her ass before letting Ashley bounce on it reverse cowgirl style. Ashley encourages Rick to grab all her hair when he drills her from behind and then climbs up to ride it cowgirl style. Rick squirts all over Ashley s face.
Cherry Poppens, a strawberry blonde cutie, starts out the final scene in tall black boots and a skimpy military style outfit licking a jelly butt plug. She quickly sends it home in her ass, and sets it aside when Dwayne shows up with a hard cock for her. She sucks him before bending over and letting Dwayne rail her ass from behind. They mix in a bit of anal missionary before going back for more anal doggy and a pop on Cherry s asshole. This was a short fucking scene.
Army of Ass 4 disappointed the fuck out of The Whackman and The Whackman was ready to be dishonorably discharged from the academy. It keeps a good anal focus, but the girls just weren t up to par in The Whackman s playbook. The Whackman liked Catalina s anal cream pie at the end of her scene, but the whore was not eye candy at all. This standard anal flick got The Whackman off all but 2 times.
Daddy’s Home to bang these fucking sluts brains out. The Whackman has the pleasure of entering the not-so-private homes of these filthy whores and watching them do what they are fucking told. There is no timeout punishment here
Tiffany Taylor is our covergirl brunette beauty with a thirst for cock. Tiffany spits some saliva onto the camera lens after sucking Justin s cock for a while. She sings “Twinkle Twinkle Little Star” while having his cock in her mouth before screwing reverse cowgirl. And strangely enough, he next fucks Tiffany’s right arm pit. They get into missionary where Justin drills her before nuttin on Tiffany’s neck, chest and panties, which are on her face.
Courtney Cummz is a sexy blonde who sneaks in the house, but gets caught by Jay. He gets mad and spanks her a few times before making her suck his cock. He removes her shorts to finger her ass before sliding his cock into it. Courtney masturbates while getting plugged anally. She orgasms and tells Jay not to stop fucking her, and then sucks his cock “ass to mouth”. The positions change as Courtney continues getting her ass mutilated. She farts out of her gaping asshole prior to riding his cock in her ass cowgirl style, and Jay unloads on her cheek and mouth.
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Delilah Strong is a brown/blonde haired cutie pie. Delilah welcomes Tony home and gets down to business. She licks his asshole while fingering herself before getting into doggystyle. Tony chokes Delilah while drilling her and then tongues her asshole. They lick each others asses in a 69 type position before Delilah gets on her back in the pile driver position for Tony to spray her asshole, pussy, and face.
Hillary Scott is a blonde cheerleader looking slut. Hillary finds a pink sex toy and starts sucking on the butt plug. We cut to Brett taking out his cock for her to deep throat. They pleasure each other orally in the 69 position; then Hillary gets into anal reverse cowgirl (while inserting the sex toy in her twat). She masturbates and appears to cum. She then sucks cock “ass to mouth”. Hillary takes Brett’s cock and the butt plug in her ass at the same time before he unloads on the toy’s handle, her tongue, face and neck.
Tiffany Rayne is a pretty blonde who finds and drinks beer from a bottle. Tiffany sees a sex toy on a bed and rubs it over her panties before inserting it in her cunt and tasting it. She uses the toy to penetrate her ass before Alex catches her. Tiffany deep throats Alex with the toy still in her ass. She rubs and fingers her pussy while getting jabbed with cock in her ass. She has an orgasm and swallows his cock. They have anal sex in multiple positions before Alex cums inside her ass.
Daddy s Home is a hot fuck flick with a very nice focus behind the camera. The good looking cast shows great chemistry. Spitting on the camera was a re-occurring theme that The Whackman found to be fun in the beginning, okay in the middle, and played out at the end; however, these bitches are some down ass sluts who deserved the good blasts they received from their counterparts. The Whackman fired off 8 monstrous loads and will be adding this movie to The Whackman s extensive collection.
Recovery From A Great Fucking Weekend
After work, I did abso-fuckin-lutely nothing. I was still trying to recuperate from my trip to the Bay Area and all I wanted to do was smoke on some Bay Area icky sticky. I was thinking of dropping by blockbuster on the way home, but my lazy ass wouldn t allow me to detour. I had an early dinner around 4:45pm and took an evening nap; I woke up at 7:00pm and woke up hard as a fucking rock.
Fortunately, Veronika and Jesse from PinkandPerfect.com double teamed me and got me out of my horny mind state. Just take a long, hot fucking look at these tramps. There are some bitches out there that, when growing up, you can tell will end up in porn. It s all in the attire they wear; we re told not to judge a book by its cover, but every one damn well knows who will most likely turn into a whore when they grow up and these sluts are in that category.
I took another nap after shooting a load and woke up at about 3am. I should have gone to the gym or catch up on some work, but I didn t feel like doing a motherfucking thing. I was seriously hungry again and, after getting stoned, I went to Jack-in-the-crack to feast on a greasy burger the late dinner of champions
When I got home, I smoked my last bowl of icky sticky that I bought in The Bay Area and thought about hopping online again to use my FREE TRIAL, but my dick was throbbing, so I just dozed the night away. Sometimes not doing a damn thing is the best thing for the body and today was one of those days.
Men take all the wrap for cheating in this society, but Cheatin Housewives 2 proves that women can play too. The Whackman will watch these cheating whores do the due to some random dude because their husbands aren t handling business at home. The Whackman says, Don t hate the player, hate the game
A voluptuous Tiffany Mynx lies on her back with her big tits bouncing around as Marco fucks her. Everything goes well until she calls him Rico. After Marco leaves, Tiffany journeys into her fantasy with both guys. She and Marco kiss while she drops to her knees and takes Marco into her throat. She then works her oral skills back and forth between them. Rico drills her from behind while she works on Marco s cock. Marco has a turn plugging her while she has another taste Rico s meat. Marco then drills each of her holes before sliding underneath so he and Rico can fill her up with a cowgirl style DP. Rico pulls out and Tiffany has a reverse cowgirl anal ride on Marco s cock for a bit. The guys pick her up and give her a midair DP before letting Tiffany back down to get a double face full of nutty goodness.
An okay looking brunette Lezley Zen shows a house to Christian and gives him an extra incentive to buy. She strokes his cock out of his pants on the patio and soon picks up the pace. They head inside and masturbate for each other before Lezley moves forward and impales her cunt on Christian s cock cowgirl style as he sits in a chair. She takes Christian to the stairs, and guides him into her into doggystyle. Lezley takes Christian to the bedroom next, where she lets Christian tongue each of her holes before railing her missionary style. Christian spews his seed on Lezley s tits before they re caught in the act.
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When Wankus gets so into the Dolphins game that he doesn t know what s going on, his dirty blonde wife Tyler Faith heads into the bathroom after Mark. When he goes to piss, she pulls him away and drops down to suck his cock. They move to the bedroom and Mark works his tongue and fingers between her legs. He moves up to fuck Tyler missionary style, giving it to her hard and deep as she screams away before letting Tyler get on top for a reverse cowgirl ride. Tyler sucks Mark off and swallows the load.
Cute blonde Alana Evans sets out to find some good cock and pulls her car off the road pretending to have a car problem. Soon after, Kurt pulls up. When she accidentally hurts him, she takes him home after he magically fixes it. She attacks his snake orally before getting titty fucked; then she gets into ass eating, before they spin upside down for a standing sixty-nine. Kurt lets her bounce on his bone reverse cowgirl style. When Alana takes her turn on her back, Kurt pulverizes her cunt. She rolls over for some doggy action next, and then they go at it standing up before getting in more cock sucking and a cowgirl ride. Kurt unloads in her cunt before she moves up and squirts it out into his mouth.
Sexy brunette Stephanie s Tripp hubby likes the idea of watching her fuck another guy. After Joey picks her up, they head back to her place and go right to the bedroom. Stephanie drops down to sloppily suck his cock. They then fuck standing up before moving between standing and missionary style on the bed before Stephanie slides her ass over Joey s joystick reverse cowgirl style. She hops off just as quick to suck his cock clean and then lets Joey give it to her from behind. Stephanie receives an impressive facial.
Cheating Housewives 2 is an above average flick with a well balanced cast. It s hard for The Whackman to decide which scene is the best, but Tyler in scene 3 is the weakest due to the lack of a pop shot and limited positions. The editing seemed a little choppy at times, including a sloppy mistake by the director yelling action ; however, the pacing of the movie was good. The Whackman let 6 shots loose to the whores who call themselves housewives fucking sluts.
In MILTF 8, these mothers get some young buck dickin. These lucky mother fuckers may be out of their league, but that s for The Whackman to decide. Let s do this.
Isabella, a brunette who looks to be well over forty, starts things off with Andy. Isabella goes right to sucking and stroking his cock as well as giving him a good ballwashing with her tongue. Andrew repays her by sucking her little titties, playing with her huge pussy lips, and working her pussy over with his tongue and fingers before moving up to slit it missionary style. They get in some cowgirl and doggystyle before Isabella is facialized with Andrew glazing one of her eyes.
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Short haired and overly implanted brunette Dawndi meets with her friend s son named Johnny. Dawndi attacks him orally, sucking his cock and balls, taking him deep into her throat. Johnny spanks her ass while sucking her tits, then he lays her on the couch to taste her shaved cookie. He gives Dawndi a fairly quick skullfucking before starting to plug her from behind and moving through a bit of reverse cowgirl and spooning. They finish things up in missionary with Dawndi taking a facial finish.
A worn out looking dirty blonde named Linda Roberts pays a visit to stepson Scott s bed and cuddles up next to him before moving in to give him a blow job. Scott s weirded out at first, but gets into it and starts playing with Linda s cunt as she works on seeing how much of his cock she can fit in her mouth. Linda moves up to ride Scott reverse cowgirl style before letting him spoon her pussy and drill it from behind. Lisa gets her face drowned in man juice.
Chris wants to get ahead in the entertainment industry, so former major star Golden Jade, an okay looking whore, agrees to scratch his back if he ll take care of an itch she has. Golden sucks Chris s cock before lying back so he can tongue her twat. Chris lets her have it missionary style before she hops up for a cowgirl ride. They finish things up with Chris railing Golden from behind before giving her a facial finish.
MILTF 8 is way below par. On the positive side, there was sex but the action is fucking limited. To start with, the positions seem restricted and an anal scene is sorely missed. The bigger problem, though, is the camera work. It seems more concerned with where the cock is than anything and The Whackman isn t into cock. But the biggest problem is attitude these mature whores lacked it. Only 2 loads were drizzled out of The Whackman and The Whackman had to force that shit out The Whackman s cock is furious
Eurosluts are doing what they do best sucking cock, gargling cum, and getting fucked long and hard up their tight Slavic sluts and winking brown eyes. There are blondes, brunettes, and redheads, all young, all natural, and most importantly all filthy. Just the kind of barely legal babes The Whackman needs. They’re Legal Skin 14!
Bruno helps the cute faced brunette Amanda out of her top to suck her perky fake tits. Amanda drops down to energetically mouth his manhood. They move into the kitchen for Bruno to return to working Amanda over orally and to fuck her missionary style on the kitchen table. He moves in to plug her ass from behind and to spoon it before letting Amanda boss him up to a nice pop on her face.
A blonde who oozes sex named Nikky Blond starts out the second scene dancing in a cage for James while he meets with a lanky brunette Mya Diamond. James s cock ends up in Mya s mouth. Nikky quits dancing to help and moves down to eat Mya s muff while Mya works on James. James nails Mya from behind, and then Nikky takes a turn. The girls trade back and forth, but the next time Nikky gets her turn she has James penetrate her ass while Mya sits on his face. Nikky sucks her ass off his cock shortly before they share a facial.
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A milf looking slut named Mandy Bright and her man Frank get it on after he gives her a beautiful ring as a present. They kiss before Frank works his mouth across Mandy s fantastic body, followed by Mandy demonstrating her boring blow job skills. Mandy lays back for Frank to start drilling her cunt, and then gets up for a reverse cowgirl anal ride. They finish up with a little anal doggy before Mandy takes a facial with a smile on her face.
Two cute looking tramps named Jennifer and Dorina get it on at their workplace next. They slowly strip each other down as they work each other over orally. First Jennifer gets tongued and then has Dorina turn around so that she can eat her in return. They work in a little finger play as well, and kiss a bit before heading upstairs where the toys are. Once again Jennifer receives first, but it s the Dorina who takes things all the way with a dildo in her ass. The whores finish things up with a bit of kissing.
An okay looking dirty blond named Judy shows her gratitude to Nick and Lauro as best she knows after they find her ring. She works her mouth between Nick and Lauro s cocks before letting Lauro work his way behind her to warm up her cookie and ass with his tongue and fingers. Lauro moves on to rail her from behind, and takes a few breaks to tongue her a bit more before they move to the couch in another room for her to getting analized with Nick in reverse cowgirl style. They give Judy a dp before giving her a facial splash.
In Legal Skin 14, there are no ugly members in the cast and they don t waste too much time messing around with the lightweight plot. Although European stars trying to speak English isn t always a good thing, the sex is. Most of the girls get into it pretty well, and they are not afraid to take a little anal action. Despite a few audio problems, this flick had The Whackman leak out 6 monstrous loads.
