Babelicious
Add this up: 15 girls plus 2 dicks in a movie that lasts over 6 hours. This equals Babelicious. Are these the two luckiest men in the world or the two most underpaid cocksmen in history? Sure the first 5 or 10 girls would be fun to bang, but by the time they get to numbers 11-15 they must have had nothing left to spew. How will they survive? More importantly, how will The Whackman survive?
This is a threesome between Mya Diamond, Nikki Blond, and a dude. Mya is the classic dark Hungarian beauty, Nikki is a cute blonde. Too much of one girl sitting off to the side by herself. A lot of fake moans. Nikki rides a mean reverse anal cowgirl, her legs are perfect for it. There is anal with some ATM. Girls share the facial.
Lillian Tiger has a curvy body, scrumptious ass, and perfect breasts as she messes with some dude. Decent foreplay with soft kissing. She has a lot of piercings on her twat. There is anal and light gaping. Open mouth facial.
Adrianna Russo is a stunning petite blonde with giant breasts. Decent foreplay. The dude s well hung there is a good view of her tight little body and perfect ass go bouncing up and down. She gets cream pied.
Mandy Bright looks hot in the business suit, glasses, high heals, and thigh highs. A very enthusiastic blow job on dude. Mandy leans backwards over a chair while he bangs her. She is wild here, throwing everything she could, whether anally or vaginally. What sucks is the moans are dubbed.
Nataly Brown is a perfect brunette with a full luxurious head of hair. She s cute, and although her and dude get into both vaginal and anal sex, it didn t do anything for The Whackman. Maybe it is the FAKE SOUNDS what the fuck is going on?
Katy Carlo is a petite slut that uses her mouth decently. There is missionary, doggy and sideway anal before reverse anal cowgirl which leads to a cream pie ending.
Claudia and Dude: Tall brunette with long straight hair to match her long legs. This scene has a lot of kissing and passion to it. The reverse anal cowgirl is great. With her long legs, it was beautiful. She deserved the messy facial that ensued.
Yvette Blanco and two Dudes: Yvette is a better than average looking brunette actually that puts effort into her scene, able to ride one guy hard while giving the other just as much attention with her mouth. One gives her a cream pie while the other cums on her face.
Nicol and Dude: This petite brunette does some anal and reverse anal cowgirl while she fingers herself. It s a messy facial with a long cleanup.
Melanie and Dude: A thin brunette, Melanie starts off by doing a lot of dancing and posing for the camera. She is energetic through the scene, especially in anal position.
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Dorina and Jennifer: In a lesbian scene, Dorina is the gorgeous blond, while Jennifer is a cute brunette. These sluts spend too much time acting and moving around for the camera; they didn t appear to care whether or not they got off or that the other one got off. The Whackman can spot a fake a mile away.
Black Diamond and Dude: Black Diamond is a Hungarian Glamazon a tall, dark skinned brunette with perfect natural large breasts who could kick your ass and fuck your brains out. She looked bored to The Whackman; the facial squirt going across her eye is the highlight.
Ellen Saint and two Dudes: Ellen likes a good fucking and with a perfect ass, The Whackman sees why. Excellent oral skills, nice reverse anal cowgirl, which she does with a cock in her mouth, and her hand rubbing her clit. When it comes time for the DP, she throws herself into it, working for every bit of pleasure she can get out of it. She gets a well deserved double facial.
Zafira and Dude: Zafira is a petite brunette who starts by peeing in a sink. This is a slow scene with a lot of foreplay. Slow, sensual bj, but nicely done. She rides dude pretty good before receiving a decent facial, with most of it landing on her shoulders.
Kathy Anderson and Dude: Kathy s a cute blonde with average breasts. She has the look of a classic beauty. Some passionate kissing to start off. They take their time getting out of their clothes and after the foreplay, they get in some anal and reverse anal cowgirl. Her face and chest receive the jizz.
Babelicious was such a range of good and bad. The sex here was above average overall, with some great scenes (Claudia, Mandy Bright, Kathy Anderson, and Ellen Saint). That being said, the scenes were too fuckin short. Since they appear to have been part of features at one point, some of it gets lost when Smash cuts it down to an all sex tape. Still, The Whackman shot off 8 loads that s only average for a 15 scene flick.
Some black sluts are brought together in the hope of commemorating this era of equality where soul sistas can be recognized alongside their white trailer trash counterparts as equally fuckable spank material! The Whackman has a dream, and it is to dip into Booty Climax 3!
Tyra, a cute naturally breasted light skinned black chick with her hair part bleached, gives Mr. Marcus a tease as she strips down to show her small but natural tits and great ass. Tyra stretches a little to wrap her mouth around Marcus s cock, and she takes it into her mouth to the point that her eyes start to water. Tyra then hops on his cock in cowgirl before turning around for a reverse cowgirl ride. She suck her juices off Marcus s cock before getting back on. Marcus takes her from behind next before switching to missionary. Tyra takes a nice facial to end things.
Jada, a dark skinned black girl with big tits, big booty, and braces, strips down before moving to the couch where Nat s waiting. Jada gives his cock a lick before sucking it. They don t waste much time with oral exchanges and instead they get into reverse cowgirl style. She gives him her vocal approval and then lies back for some missionary style. Jada climbs back on for her ass to get some cowgirl before taking it reverse cowgirl style in her ass next. Nat pops on her tits and face.
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Hypnotiq, a light skinned black girl with a natural body and bleached hair, is in a pink bikini as Alana, a light skinned black girl with brown hair, worships her. Hypnotiq lets Alana oil up her tits and give them a little lick before moving down to her legs and ass with the baby oil. Hypnotiq returns the favor before they re joined by LT. He admires Alana s big fat titties before helping Hypnotiq oil up her ass. They head inside where LT licks Alana from behind as she sucks Hypnotiq s titties before moving up to work on Hypnotiq s pussy. The girls team up on LT s cock in return before Hypnotiq climbs up for a cowgirl ride as Alana watches and spanks her. The girls trade places for a little doggy action and some missionary work. They get in some reverse cowgirl and more doggy fucking before LT pulls out of Hypnotiq s pussy and lets his seed dribble onto Alana s face.
Vida, a nice looking darker black chick with a great body, struts her stuff over to Wesley on the couch where they admire each other. Wesley tongues Vida s bald beaver before letting her see how much of his cock she can take into her throat. Vida climbs up to show off her beautiful booty in cowgirl style before hoisting it up to get plugged from behind. Wesley spears her doggystyle and in cowgirl popping on her chin and mouth.
Melodee Bliss, a good looking light skinned black girl with a great body and a few tattoos, starts her scene out splashing her ass with the water. She emerges to let LT help dry her off before he starts sucking her titties and licking her holes from behind. She rewards him with a bit of knob gobbling before climbing up to ride him cowgirl style. They also get into doggy and reverse cowgirl before Melodee receives a nice facial.
Booty Climax 3 is an above average flick. When it s on, such as it is with Tyra and Jada, its on. There s some nice chemistry through the movie, but the action, camera work, and editing seem a bit limited and could have been done better. Still, The Whackman, managed to drop 6 nice loads to some nice gadonk-ka-donk.
It s nanny time again and The Whackman will supervise these naughty sluts to make sure they take care of the proud daddy. Every dad deserves a break and to be broken off every once in a while. There is only one question in the interview and it s more or less a hit or miss it s Babysitter 6.
In scene 1, Kittie has nice little titties, belly button, tongue and clit piercings, and a couple tattoos. Mr. Stone interrupts her studying to get some head. The two go at in on a lawn with some good vaginal entry shots, working a finger into her ass but nothing else. They end with an oral pop.
In scene 2, Flick is a cute, pony-tailed red head. She meets Jasper in the bedroom to make sure his big black cock is okay. The two service each other orally, then she rides him and he mounts her. There is more anal sex than anything, and to The Whackman s delight, there is a lot of attention paid to Flick’s gaping butt hole. A single large blob of semen blinds Flick to end the scene.
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In scene 3, the long blonde haired, stick-thin Aurora Snow pushes a baby stroller around. She is ambushed by Jay, who throws away the baby bottle and jams his cock down Aurora’s throat. The two throw a blanket and Aurora starts riding. She gets both holes penetrated and has a very brief vagina gape, then sucks off Jay to a questionable cum shot before walking away naked pushing the stroller.
In the final scene, the juvenile looking blonde Molly Rome services two dudes. Both gentlemen remove Molly’s schoolgirl outfit, leaving her naked to show her clit piercing and back tattoos. Julian initially enters her from behind while she contorts to get Byron’s schlong into her mouth. Molly gets anally penetrated, double penetrated, then briefly double-vaginally penetrated before receiving a good cum-facial decorating.
The Babysitter 6 pleasantly surprised The Whackman. The action is hard-core, just the way The Whackman likes it; the anal-gape and double penetrations might push this past the tastes of those who offend easily but might also fall short of those who seek the extreme, perverse filth. It subdued 6 monstrous shots from The Whackman s love machine and these sluts can baby-sit any fucking time they want.
Tremendous thigh-high boots, dildo orgies, and sucking make for a promising entry in another Pussyman’s all-girl classic series. Let s dip into Decadent Divas 6.
Cheyenne Silver and Sana Fey share a cigarette while talking. Cheyenne strips out of her leather jacket and Sana masturbates as she watches, lightly slapping Cheyenne s ass with a lash every now and then. Cheyenne worships Sana s thigh high red boots, which Sana repays with another ass lashing and a little oral love for Cheyenne s pussy and ass. Cheyenne returns the favor by eating Sana s pussy and giving her four fingers. Sana works Cheyenne s twat with a double headed dildo before joining in on the other end. They work each other through several different positions before finishing off the dildo together orally.
Extremely cute Azlea Antistia, wearing red lingerie, checks out average looking Michelle Raven, in a black latex dress. Azlea works over Michelle s natural tits before moving to her cookie, which she eats from a couple different angles as well as fucking with her fingers. Michelle then eats Azlea s pussy while Azlea spanks her ass. Azlea lubes up Michelle for a little dildo action next. Azlea stabs Michelle as she sits on the stairs, with both of them getting into it very well before switching places. Michelle eggs Azlea on as she fucks her, as well as spanking her ass occasionally. The sluts clean off the dildo and give each other a nice kiss to finish the scene off.
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Diana Devoe, Charlie Angel, and bleached blonde Brit Layla Jade get together. Charlie starts behind Layla, making her the white creamy center in their human oreo. Layla eagerly gobbles Diana s twat next while Charlie works over Layla s goods. Layla gets her turn as Diana fucks her with a dildo as she eats Charlie s pussy. Charlie helps Diana by fingering Layla s asshole before she and Diana put on strap-ons that Layla eagerly sucks. Layla takes Charlie s strap-on deep in both her pussy and ass while alternating between sucking on Diana s strap-on and eating Diana s pussy.
Karen Winters has Dolly Golden model her black vinyl shorts and top with collar. Dolly is a nice looking blonde with a great bubble butt and some bad implants while Karen has real tits and is decked out in red leather. Karen has Dolly get up on a chair and spread her legs so she can eat Dolly s kitty kat, but Dolly begs for Karen to fuck her until Karen pulls out a dildo to do so. Karen makes her beg for the dildo a couple times before deciding it s her turn. She gets up on the other chair where she instructs Dolly to keep giving her more fingers for her pussy. Dolly plugs her with a dildo in both holes while spanking her.
Decadent Divas 6 takes a halfway decent idea that works for keeping the fetish wear theme throughout the feature and for letting the whores get a little nasty at times. Every scene was above average and the chemistry between the women is extremely good a large part of why the scenes are so hot. The Whackman unloaded 6 healthy loads to this girl-on-girl flick.
Every slut has a secret: whether or not to fool around with her trainer at the gym or have a fling with her marred boss. Some whores choose to keep these secrets to themselves, but lucky for us, some of these skanks prefer their Secrets Exposed.
Brian has Cytherea slowly work out of her clothes while he snaps photos. When she comments on how hot it is up there, Brian takes the opportunity to tell her that it might be more than the lights, and moves down to tongue and finger her pussy. Cytherea reciprocates with some knob gobbling before climbing up for some reverse cowgirl. They get into missionary and then doggystyle before Cytherea hops down to take a facial.
Gia gets it on with Rod, her athletic trainer, in the second scene. He examines her muscles before kissing her tits and helping her down to suck his cock. Rod checks Gia s flexibility by having her touch her toes, and then he starts drilling her cunt. He has her hold herself up on the arms of the treadmill and fucks her a bit more before breaking to suck her toes and lick her pussy. They get into reverse cowgirl before Rod works a new set of muscles by skull fucking Gia. They work through some missionary before Rod pops in Gia s mouth.
Happily married Joelean has her fuck buddy Tony come over to service her when her husband goes out of town. She strips down and changes into some lingerie. Tony runs his hands across her body, followed by his tongue. Joelean smiles when Tony sticks his cock in her mouth. They fuck in reverse cowgirl before missionary and doggystyle. Joelean flips around to try to take a facial, but Tony misses her face almost completely and lets most of it land on her back.
Keiko finds out that her new assistant Dominica can do one thing right, namely fucking her boss. After Keiko tries letting Dominica go, Dominica lets her know that Keiko needs sex more than she needs to lose her, and sets out to give it to her even when Keiko tells her she s not a lesbian. Dominica strips Keiko down and licks her a bit before going to her purse to get her vibrator and stab Keiko with it. Keiko returns the favor with another vibrator before the scene fades out.
Sinai has a sexual encounter with her boss after working late one night. After talking a bit about a possible move for her in the company, Sinai grabs Dave by the tie, kisses him hard, and pulls him over. They exchange oral favors while stripping down before Sinai lets Dave nail her missionary style. They move on through a bit of reverse cowgirl and doggy before Dave gives Sinai a nice creamy pop on her tongue.
Secrets Exposed is a dull porno that does almost nothing for The Whackman. The chemistry in the scenes is below par and the lighting leaves plenty to be desired. Every scene is plagued by shadows and is as annoying as the camera work. Do you think The Whackman needs to see a zoom in on the bitch s cheek? The Whackman thinks not. Finally, the editing is very rough. There are very few position changes shown, and even within a position the cuts are very noticeable. This average-at-best flick earned 4 loads of The Whackman s protein.
Aggressive and exotic female models take over the Pussyman Empire to prove the power of the female pussy. Taylor St. Claire stars as the executive in charge of searching for pussy and making sure everyone is sexually satisfied, including The Whackman.
Looking perfect as usual, Jade Marcela struts in, whoring it up, and drops straight to her knees in order to blow the birthday boy. Then there s a sequence of Rick fucking her doggy, Dave missionary and back to Rick for sideways missionary. Dave slips into her ass in reverse cowgirl. After an intense pounding, Rick slips in to complete the double penetration. Jade almost has a bored look on her face throughout the scene.
Taylor St. Claire gets herself off using Marty as her boytoy. She takes control and stays there the whole way through. She grabs his head and forces it in between her legs. After Marty laps away at the pussy before him, he a hot, nasty blowjob. He fucks the much-touted perfect pussy in missionary and reverse cowgirl. He then pounds her ass in doggystyle and then she blows him until he blows a huge load onto her hand.
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Nicole Sheridan and Daisy Chain are sitting around the house, decked out in killer, skimpy lingerie. The two gorgeous blondes engage in some rather ordinary pussy licking. Then a vibrator comes out of nowhere and finds its way to their various orifices. They occasionally turn to the camera and ask if Pussyman likes what he sees. Mercifully, this tame pairing comes to an end with a 69.
Alexandra Quinn does a jaw-dropping striptease for Pat. She sits on his face and smothers him, dictating how hard she wants him to fuck her. Alexandra never relinquishes her domineering position. Pat gets an unbelievable blowjob, as Alexandra demonstrates her bottomless throat and endless supply of saliva. Alexandra rides him cowgirl and reverse cowgirl, gyrating her hips and moaning her head off. He pounds her doggystyle before shooting a huge load all over her face and chest. She sucks him so hard after that that he cums again.
Shanna McCullough smothers David with her pantyhose covered crotch while Taylor St. Claire watches and gives her pointers. Joel Lawrence shows up for Taylor and Shanna to fuck. Taylor kneels down and sucks Joel off while Shanna continues smothering Christopher. Christopher then gets out of the way and the sluts work on Joel. Joel eats both girls out, 2-finger fucking Shanna and then sharing Taylor s twat with Shanna. Shanna rides Joel before taking it reverse cowgirl. Taylor watches, eagerly waiting for her turn. Once it s her turn she goes crazy, spewing out streams of dirty talk. Joel then impales her ass doggystyle. Joel spews his load over their faces.
Fashion Dolls is a decent flick. The Whackman wanted to show Jade (in the first scene) how a real man pounds a pussy. The rest of the whores got it handed to them, as Alexandra stole the show. The cast (with the exception of Pussyman, of course) was good looking and talented. 6 loads were fired off in a balanced Pussyman flick.
Tonight, Pimp Daddy returns to teach a career woman how to maximize her earning potential as a trick-ass ho. The Whackman is hoping for a heart-warming and inspirational performance because heaven ain’t nothing but bitches and money. Let s dip into Pimped By An Angel 2.
Friday, a cute, full figured blonde, walks over to Joel and exposes her large breasts. Joel sucks on them and squeezes her butt. Friday gets on her knees and starts to suck his cock. Joel then titty fucks her while she s sucking him off. She continues on his cock while standing. Friday gets on her back while Joel for Joel to eat her out. They then get into some sideways action before moving into anal sex in reverse cowgirl. Friday then gets on her knees on a chair for some doggy anal. Joel squirts on her ass and tells her he is still going to go with the other offer.
Kendra Jade is a busty brunette with a great body. She s on her knees in a bedroom giving dude some great ball and dick licking and using a lot of saliva. She sits on the bed to get her tits fucked, then lays back so he can taste her shaved twat. Kendra gets on her side for some pussy pounding. They move to some missionary where the guy keeps drilling away. Kendra gets the continued pulverizing from behind before taking a load on her tits.
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Nina Ferrari is a decent looking slut. She is on Evan s lap getting a spanking, licking, and tonguing on her ass. Nina tastes his cock next. Nina then gets into reverse cowgirl and, after, gets on a chair for some pussy slitting. She bends over on the chair for some doggy before Evan cums on her tits while she jacks him off.
Gwen Summers is a cute slim blonde. She goes to town on dude s cock with her mouth, before laying back on the bed for dude to return the favor. Gwen gets her pussy jabbed with cock while on her back, then switches for some reverse cowgirl fun. She bounces up and down on his cock like she s in a fuckin marathon. She gets some back shots before ending the scene by sucking the guy off.
Toni James gets to work on Valentino s cock and sucks on his balls, before receiving some well deserved ass and pussy licking. On her back, Toni gets plugged on the stairs fast and steady. Toni then gets some more pussy punishment in reverse cowgirl which Valentino still keeps at a fast pace. They get downstairs on a sofa-couch for some doggystyle and Toni sucks him dry.
Pimped By An Angel 2 is a fun film. Although there is no character development, the cast is funny. The sluts gave great performances and The Whackman was never bored. There was a lot of energetic sex, rimming, great blow jobs, and funny lines that inevitably made The Whackman unload 7 enjoyable loads. Gwen Summers, with the proper enhancements, has the potential to go a long way in this business.
The Whackman has the pleasure of getting to watch these filthy whores get their asses stretched out with their poopchutes collecting all of the sloppy goo! The motto is loud and clear Cum In My Ass. There is no objection from The Whackman. Let s do this.
When Leslie picks up a sexy blonde (Angel) at the airport, she hops in the limo and immediately pulls her panties aside to rub her pussy and, after, he pulls out his cock for her to suck. Leslie tastes her and drills it sideways until they arrive to their destination. They get dressed, and once inside, the blonde goes down on Leslie again. Lilla comes out to help suck Leslie s cock. He lets Lilla have the first ride cowgirl style before Angel gets in some reverse cowgirl in each hole. Lilla moves in to suck Leslie s cock and they fuck before lying on Angel s back so that Leslie can go back and forth between plugging her pussy missionary style and Angel s ass in doggy. Lilla moves off so that Leslie can go back and forth between them fucking them in doggy. Leslie gives Lilla a little missionary action before fucking Angel s ass from behind above her. He pops on her gaping asshole and it runs down onto Lilla s face.
Mike comes home to find his woman (Annie Licious) in bed with a bleached blonde (Stefany). Not upset, he strips down to join them on the bed. He eats Annie s bald beaver as Stefany watches and rubs herself lightly before moving over to taste test Stefany. Mike gets his cock sucked before spooning Stefany. Annie diddles herself before coming over to help him please her. Annie then rides Mike cowgirl style. Stefany sucks the juices off Mike s cock, and lies back for missionary work. Annie moves things into the anal realm with a reverse cowgirl ride, and keeps it going with some anal doggy as she and her girlfriend sixty-nine. Mike pops on her gaping ass and it drips down onto Annie s face.
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Heavyset Frank brings a short haired strawberry blonde chick (Demi) home to play with him and his long haired blonde chick (Kyra), who s eagerly waiting. The sluts suck his cock before he spoons Kyra. He rams Kyra s ass while spooning the redhead s pussy. Frank finger s Kyra s ass from behind before fucking it, as she eats her new friend. Demi sucks his cock clean and gives Kyra an asslicking. Frank pulls out and pops on the Kyra s asshole so it can run down Demi s face.
A brunette with glasses (Lisa) starts out the penultimate scene kissing a lighter brunette (Sylvi) and helping her out of her outfit. Leslie magically appears for Lisa to suck his cock, and soon after gets two mouths working on him as well some titty fucking. He lets Sylvi ride him cowgirl style and, after, Lisa moves back for a reverse cowgirl ride. Sylvi impales her ass on his cock reverse cowgirl style. Sylvi presents her ass to Leslie for him to hit doggystyle before he pops on it and lets it run all over Lisa s face below.
The final scene starts in progress as a blonde (Niki) and redhead (Ludmilla) team up to suck Frank s cock. He spoons Niki before letting Ludmilla suck his cock. He enters Nikki from behind while Ludmilla diddles herself to stay awake. He moves to her ass, and after a bit pops on her ass while Ludmilla waits below with an open mouth. Afterwards, Niki licks her face clean and they kiss a little.
Cum In My Ass is a below average movie that didn t do what it was supposed to. There isn t a single anal cream pie in the entire movie. It s supposed to be about guys cumming in a girl s ass, not on a girl s ass! These motherfuckers should be sued for false advertising. The movie also fell short by being so fuckin redundant. The scenes seemed recycled, especially because only one of the girls would take it in the ass. Only 4 disappointing shots were fired.
