The Whackman is making way for the new recruits. These sluts have found the perfect way to serve their country - on all fours! Atten-hut! It s the Army of Ass 5.
Nadia, a hot little brunette with a bald beaver, is in a camouflage top and panties with black boots and fishnets. She rips her fishnets open to finger her ass and then sucks her finger clean. As soon as Dwayne walks in, Nadia attacks his cock orally with a bit of throat. He goes right into impaling her ass on his cock cowgirl style. Dwayne treats her ass to missionary style next. She encourages him to spank that ass when she turns around for doggystyle and shows some nice gapes. They mix in more missionary action as Nadia shows off her gapes, and finish things up with a nice facial.
Pale blonde Haley is in an olive uniform, an urban camouflage hat, and some black fishnets and boots. She barks orders about getting her ass fucked while bending over and fingering it. When Rick comes in, he goes right to fucking her shithole. She sucks his cock clean before bouncing on it in reverse cowgirl style. Haley keeps tasting her ass as she moves on through cowgirl, and reprimands Rick when he puts his cock in her pussy for a few strokes. Rick moves her through some anal missionary work and anal spooning. She sucks Rick s cock until he pops in her mouth.
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Francesca, a hot brunette with a nose stud, is in a camouflage shirt and panties, the latter of which quickly comes off so she can slide her fingers between her nice round cheeks and into her ass. She rolls onto her back, when Guy joins her and he goes right to tonguing her turd-cutter. He then goes right to drilling Francesca in the ass. Francesca kisses Guy a little while he plugs her ass doggystyle before they get into reverse cowgirl. Guy reams Francesca s rectum from behind with her both standing and kneeling on the couch. They do some anal missionary and pile driving before Guy shoots a nice stream of seed across Francesca s pretty face.
Bleach blonde Lisa talks dirty while fingering her crapper and then lets Dino take over with his tongue when he joins her. Dino fucks her ass as soon after and Lisa meets him head on by sucking his cock clean. She moves up for a reverse cowgirl ride before letting Dino spear her ass missionary style. She tries gaping for Dino, and unfortunately there s a few brown specs around her ass that made The Whackman happy for the editing cut that was no doubt for a cleanup on aisle two. They get into pile driver before Dino finally pops across Lisa s face.
Army of Ass 5 is a pretty good anal movie. The military theme makes it fun and things are nice and simple. The Whackman watches a tease, a little foreplay, and then plenty of assfucking with the gaping at the end. Francesca and Nadia easily led the troops into battle here while Haley brought up the rear. Lisa started out good, but after a little friendly fire incident that earned her a little latrine duty her scene went to walking wounded. The thing that most impressed The Whackman is that it s an all anal movie that s actually all anal! The Whackman tanked out 6 bolder loads of goo dedicated to the fine sluts representing this great nation.
Plantin Seeds 2
Each of these nasty sluts get their holes crammed with cock then filled deep with nasty cum! Sunny gets her tight pussy fucked hard then loaded with cum! Cytherea gets her twat slammed til she squirts all over! Jamie gags on cock then gets both holes fucked til she farts her load from deep in her ass! These dudes are Plantin Seeds 2.
The lovely Sunny Lane walks up to a house wearing a red dress that shows off her ass extremely well. She s greeted at the door by Mark, who offers her something to drink before they make their way to the sofa. She heads to the bathroom to change. Sunny emerges in a cute little black and pink outfit and sits on Mark s lap, kissing him while letting him play with her pussy. He lets her taste his fingers before laying her back to suck her toes. Mark strips off her panties and lets her play with herself as he strips down himself. She gives Mark a passionate kiss before taking him into her throat and bends back for a completely submissive face fucking. Sunny then bounces on his cock reverse cowgirl style while he holds her arms behind her back. Mark gives it to her doggystyle next. She moves up to ride him cowgirl style, and lets Mark knead on her tits as she rides him. He picks her up for a midair cowgirl ride before laying her back for some missionary work. Mark plants his seeds in her pussy before she squirts it back out into his mouth to eat.
Shortly after Joey arrives and heads upstairs, brunettes Cytherea and Jamie, wearing some white and black and pink and black lingerie respectively, head up. Joey greets Cytherea with a kiss as Jamie moves down to suck his cock. Cytherea quickly drops down to help her, and both girls gag on it a bit as they warm Joey up. After Jamie begs Joey to fuck her, he pulls down the lower half of her outfit and moves in to drill her from behind with Cytherea giving his cock some initial guidance. The girls trade places so Joey can fuck Cytherea to a squirt, and after a bit more lets Jamie back on for a cowgirl ride. It doesn t take Cytherea long to squirt when she gets her turn, and she doesn t limit herself to just one. When it s time for Jamie to get a little more cock, she swallow s Joey s cock with each of her holes reverse cowgirl style, and hops off so she can suck her ass off his cock. Joey plugs her ass in doggy and when he pops some on her ass, Cytherea yells at him for going on her ass rather than in her ass, and licks it up while also testing out Jamie s asshole with her tongue. Jamie cumfarts out a nice load that both girls lick up.
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Dirty blonde Harmony straightens her little black lingerie before making a call to check on Kurt. He shows up moments later and is more than happy with what he sees. Harmony rubs her hands across him, kisses him, and breaks out his cock to stroke. She drops down to suck his cock before leading him upstairs by the cock as he spanks her from behind and tries to lick her ass. When they get to the bedroom, Harmony takes Kurt into her throat while fingering his ass before letting him pick her up for a mid-air sixty-nine. Harmony hops on his cock for a reverse cowgirl ride before turning around to have Kurt tongue her ass. She rides his tongue a little before having him fuck her doggystyle. The also get in a little cowgirl action before Kurt gives Harmony a pussy full of spooge. Harmony squats over Kurt s face and lets him eat it back out of her. She doesn t let him swallow it, and instead has him cumswap it over to her so she can swallow it down.
Melissa, with jet black stockings and a bra to match her hair, pink mesh panties, and a pink and black garter belt, diddles herself until Mark arrives. She slides down and goes to town sucking and stroking his cock before lying back for Mark to reciprocate on her pussy. Mark then spears Melissa s muff missionary style and lets her ride him cowgirl style. Melissa bends over for Mark to eat her ass before railing it doggystyle before taking it in her ass sidesaddle. Mark slows down to spoon her ass before letting her have a little more control with a reverse cowgirl anal ride. Mark shoots his baby batter up Melissa s ass and pulls her back so she can push it back out onto his stomach.
Kelsey, a cute brunette, puts on some white sneakers to go with her striped sleeveless sweater and jean skirt. She walks out to the pool and strips down to a red and white thong bikini while Christian sneaks a peek. He whips out his cock while watching her from across the pool, and when she notices, she plays around with him before giving him a peek at what s under her bikini, and then guides him inside. She makes him back off when he grabs her ass, and then stops him by the staircase so she can tease him a little more. She moves down to see how much of Christian she can take into her throat, and gags on him several times before taking him up to her bedroom. Christian fucks her from behind before rolling over for some missionary work. She then climbs up for a reverse cowgirl ride, and lets Christian pick her up for a mid-air fuck as well as taking it on the bed. They finish things up in doggy with Christian greasing up Kelsey s cunt with his nut butter.
Planting Seeds 2 is a hot cream pie flick. Sunny Lane starts the movie out with one of the best scenes The Whackman s seen in a long fuckin time, and although the rest of the movie can t maintain the level (and to be fair, they couldn t), it never even comes close to dropping down to an average level. The camera work kept the flow and pace smooth and easy to watch. The scenes never feel like they re being rushed to the end or drawn out and there s great focus put on the tease, and, although the chemistry isn t always utterly fantastic, there s at least a couple scenes where it really seems to be outstanding (such as in Sunny, Harmony, and Kelsey s scenes). On the negative side, there are a couple of minor audio problems and why the fuck did Cytherea not take a cream pie? Still, The Whackman unloaded 8 massive loads that had The Whackman making this flick a part of The Whackman s collection.
Kittens 12
A young, rich, spoiled wife, Gwendolyn, is sent by her husband to a lesbian training facility to become a better lover, in a mansion nestled in Bel-Air. Gwendolyn soon meets the lesbian Madame Victoria who immediately puts Gwendolyn in her place and starts to take her down the road to lesbian pleasures. It’s a decadent, sex drenched, pussy licking week that Gwendolyn finds herself immersed in. When you go this deep into pussy, can a woman ever come back? It s Kittens 12
In the first scene, Gwen (Sunrise) must watch two girls play along side the pool while Mistress Victoria (Taylor) strokes her young body. The action between the girls at the pool is rather tame, but satisfying enough.
The next scene features Gwen’s first encounter with Mistress Victoria’s young slave girl, which is not a particularly great scene. Gwen does not resist as much as a reluctant woman would, yet when she begins to get into the action, she simply licks her partner, who seems as eager as Gwen.
In the following scene, Mistress Victoria takes on another one of her young learners, with most passionate results. The scene includes strap-ons and other toys, and Taylor St. Claire truly demonstrates the sexual powers that she posesses.
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The fourth scene is a fantasy sequence in which Gwen envisions two young women in the most passionate of encounters. This is the movie’s best scene by far, with the action ranging from hot lips and fingers to insatiable strap-ons and anal beads. The two performers also display an exceptionally strong chemistry and deep desire. Truly a wonderful girl/girl moment.
That great scene, however, leaves the final scene very flat, and since it is between Gwen and Taylor, it should be the highlight of the film. Instead, it’s a major disappointment. It’s a beautiful setting in an outdoor fountain, yet all the two girls do is coolly lick each other and Gwen rides a glass toy. This is supposed to be the scene in which Gwen declares herself a full lesbian with no desire to return to her husband. Instead, it feels cold and a little sad. It must have been significantly cut since it’s also the shortest scene of the film.
The visuals of Kittens 12 are very good, first-class production, and for the most part, the sluts in the film are top flight beauties. However, the final scene was such a disappointment that instead of rating this as one of the top girl/girl films to be found, which it could have been, it’s only mildly decent. Worthy of a rental for either Sunrise Adams or Taylor St. Claire fans, but it s not going in The Whackman s collection as only 4 mediocre shots were fired.
Whale Tail 2
Big assed Kaylynn gets picked up hitchhiking by 12″ of black cock, getting her pussy and ass fucked deep! Big titted Francezca deep throats a big cock then gets her tight pussy stretched wide open! Cassie’s whale tail promises her holes will be filled with cock! Naudia & Lorraine make sure to bend over just enough to tease & show off their Whale Tails 2 what s better then pretty girls, thongs and jeans?
Hot natural tittied blonde Cassie admires the view while looking out off her balcony completely nude. She puts on her thong and jeans and completes the outfit with a sexy pair of gold heeled sandals and a gold top before heading out by the pool. She finds her friend s brother Kurt lying out in the sun just wearing a pair of shorts, shades, and a baseball cap. Cassie slides down to tease Kurt s cock with her tongue before attacking it full on with her mouth and hand; after, Kurt picks her up to go to his sister s room. Kurt bends her over the balcony railing to tongue her ass before fucking her pussy from behind. Cassie then lets Kurt fuck her missionary style before climbing up to ride him reverse cowgirl style. He pulls her up for some pile driving, and then she moves back on top for a cowgirl ride. They finish things up in missionary before Cassie takes a great facial.
Cute brunette Loretta shows up at Christian s for a private workout. He has her lie on her stomach to work her legs, and Loretta catches him taking a long look at her whale tail. Christian pulls down her pants to better check out her ass, and in return she pulls down his pants to check him out. Loretta drops down to suck Christian s cock and he gives her a little help pushing on the back of her head. She bends over for Christian to fuck her from behind before lying back on a bench for Christian to give it to her in missionary. She sucks his cock a little more before he strips her all the way down to bounce on it in both cowgirls. She gets down to take a fairly disappointing facial.
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Franchezca, a dark brunette, teases Mark with her black and pink whale tail sticking out above her jeans. He worships her ass as he slides her jeans down. She takes his cock into her mouth before bending over the railing for Mark to take her from behind. They head in to fuck doggystyle on the bed before following it up with a little missionary work. Mark eats Franchezca s pussy and gives her ass a little oral attention, before plugging her a little more in missionary. Franchezca sucks his cock a bit before cowgirl riding in both positions. Mark then takes her on her side before he pops on her tits and face.
When Kaylynn s Mercedes breaks down, she ends up hitchhiking. Rico is the good Samaritan who stops to pick her up. When they stop at Rico s bud s place, Kaylynn comes in to freshen up. They play around a bit before she breaks out his cock to see how much of his big black cock she can take in her mouth, before bending over and seeing how much of his cock she can take in her pussy. They head to the bedroom where Kaylynn lies back to pull off her pants before riding Rico in both cowgirls. She slides Rico s cock into her ass reverse cowgirl style as well as letting Rico spear it doggystyle. Kaylynn rolls over and lets Rico give her a shot of seed over her mouth.
Cute brunette Nadia is in a white top, blue jeans, and a pink whale tail peeking out above the top. Jenner watches her from above before she comes up and pulls his pants down so she can go right to sucking his cock. She gets up and lets him play with her pussy and lick her holes before Jenner fucks her pussy from behind. They move to the floor for a bit of cowgirl before Jenner works her over with his fingers until Nadia squirts. She bends over after she finishes and has Jenner fuck her in the ass doggy style. He goes back to her pussy to lube up his cock a little before fucking her ass from behind both with Nadia on all fours and standing up. She even props herself up on top of the railing so she can watch Jenner fuck her ass before turning around and taking it from behind one last time. Finally, Nadia gets down and lets Jenner supposedly pop in her mouth. The Whackman didn t see any cum, so who knows it was still a good scene.
Whale Tail 2 is a hot fucking sequel. It does a great job of working the whale tail into the scene, and starts each and every scene with a very nice whale tail. The scenes start off playful as well as how the girls keep their pants and thongs on for a bit of each scene. Kaylynn is definitely the Dime Piece, but Loretta, Nadia, Cassie and all came in very close behind her. Those sluts all seemed to put plenty into their scene, and all seemed to love the cock being given to them. The Whackman released 7 good loads and is relaxed as fuck.
Bang It
Covergirl Sativa Rose has the Whackman wanting to Bang It right fuckin now. Let s do this motherfuckers.
Lucy Lee and Haley Paige tease outside, overlooking a canyon. Inside, they introduce themselves and tell us that they’re doing each other and Sascha today he runs into the scene with a raging hard-on. The sluts drop to their knees and start to gobble. Sascha sticks Haley in doggy first. Haley eats Lucy while she’s being railed. Next, Lucy mounts the stud in reverse cowgirl. Haley gets fingered by the other two during the fucking. Haley rides Sascha while Lucy puts her ass in her face. A set of purple anal beads are introduced to Haley’s rectum and Lucy gets a beaded, black, anal toy in her ass and Haley gets to taste it. Another insertion and Lucy gets a taste of her digestive system but she wants real cock. Sascha jams her ass in doggy. Haley gets the flesh pipe in reverse cowgirl anal and then Lucy rides Sascha’s cock in anal cowgirl while Haley does a masturbation DP. The sluts both suck Lucy’s ass off of Sascha’s cock. Haley gets spooned anally. Lucy sucks Haley’s juices from the cock. The sluts get on their knees; he gives each of them some spurts.
The sexy Sativa Rose is dazzling in hot pink undies. Then there’s a cut to Sativa on a couch wearing a fishnet top and panties. Lee Stone is her fuckbuddy; He gags her with his cock and spits in her mouth. There was a little face slap that she didn t like, but The Whackman appreciates a man who knows how to treat a whore. Lee pushes her onto the couch and dives into her pussy. After a side entry missionary penetration, Lee picks her up for some mid-air. They fall back onto the couch for both cowgirls. He pushes her back into missionary and they go flying again before dropping down for more missionary on the couch. The intensity really shows on Sativa’s face. They slap each other’s face and there’s more nasty spitting. Back to doggy and a profusely sweating Lee pulls Sativa down onto the floor to streak his seed across her face. Sativa licks at his cock and they’re both completely winded by this workout.
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Audrey Hollander is a sexy redhead. She s in knee high silver boots, thigh high red fishnet stockings and a translucent pink bra with chains trimming it. Marco Duato and Otto Bauer are the lucky dudes who get to fuck Audrey. She deep throats Otto with ease but has more difficulty with Marco’s schlong. The dual cocksucking is messy and energetic. There are some body slaps and Audrey is promised some cock in her ass. She assumes the position and Otto goes straight up her pooper. Audrey’s still giving Marco world class head, but soon has to give that up as Marco replaces Otto and pounds her rectum relentlessly. She gets back to sucking some cock as Otto face fucks and jaw breaks Audrey. A2M for Marco and Otto takes up the rear. Otto tortures her tits, then explores Audrey’s throat with his cock. Reverse cowgirl anal on Marco and Otto’s cock in her mouth. He gives her pussy its first action for a DP. Audrey sucks her juices from both cocks then it s cowgirl on Marco. More cock cleaning by Audrey and then they do a flying DP. Piledriver anal is next with Otto. Marco takes his share and Otto goes back for more. Audrey pries open her sphincter for him and then accedes to Marco. A2M and Otto’s back. A2M for him and Audrey’s ready for cum. Otto spews in her mouth and Marco has some for her face and tongue. Audrey swallows down her libation to close a very rough scene.
Trina Michaels teases with green undies and fishnet stockings. Cut to the interview with Trina now decked out in black lingerie and sitting on a coral colored couch. Marco and Sascha are on her immediately when called. Trina explores her throat with their prongs, but she doesn’t have deep throat skills. She does have enthusiasm. They turn her around for some target practice on her ass, raining smacks down on it. Sascha enters her pussy in doggy and Marco puts Trina on the rotisserie. Trina mounts Marco in reverse cowgirl and Sascha gets some head. Sascha spits into her mouth and smacks her tits. He has Trina slap her own tits and then Marco switches holes. A2M with Marco imploring her to take it all. Cowgirl anal on Sascha. Marco continues the abuse at the other end. A2M and no hands bj for Marco. He gets her ass in reverse cowgirl anal and Sascha fills her pussy for the DP. She moves over to Sascha in cowgirl and Marco’s soon in her ass for the DP. Reverse cowgirl anal on Sascha, then they show a gape, which Marco fills. Back on Sascha and Trina begs for cock in her pussy. Marco gags her with his cock first, then fills the gap. Trina drops to the floor and gets doubly splooged, making her porn pretty.
Deja Daire is slender and tight looking. Her gash is bald and she shows us some roast beef. She has a baby voice, does anal and is going to get Lee Stone for her scene. Deja shows her wares and Lee’s on her. He gets up on the bench and feeds Deja his cock. She doesn’t get much into her throat before gagging. He pushes her back onto a bed and eats her pussy. Lee then pushes his cock into her gaping pussy. He pulls her back into reverse cowgirl. Lee tries to force his cock down her throat, but it just won’t go. They move to doggy anal which turns to an up and over. A2M leading to reverse cowgirl anal. Lee squeezes the hell out of Deja’s breast, totally going caveman on her. He spoons her ass and she sucks his cock clean. Cowgirl anal and missionary anal ensues. Deja works her pussy while Lee drives towards orgasm. He pulls out and shoots his spew on Deja’s face.
Bang It is an appropriate title for this hardcore fuck flick. The hardest scene was with Audrey Hollander. Sativa Rose, even though she doesn’t do anal, shows a propensity for very physical sex. Lucy Lee also seems to be drawn to less romantic and more physically taxing scenes. Trina Michaels and Haley Paige did the damn thing. The sluts were hot and the energy was high throughout. The Whackman fired out 8 strong loads this flick depicts how to fuck a whore like the whore she is
Test Drive
The Whackman needs a fuckin seatbelt because The Whackman is going on a Test Drive with some of these whores. The Whackman wants some good performance, with an emphasis on how these sluts handle the bumps and grinds. Let s do this.
Brittney lies back on a bed wearing some black and white checkered panties. She diddles herself with her fingers and a toy before Barrett comes in and offers her the real thing. She works him over orally before letting him return the favor on her bald beaver. Brittney lays back as Barrett tongues her and then lets him slide it in. They go through doggy and cowgirl before she opens her eyes and mouth wide for a nice pop from Barrett which mostly misses her face. She sucks out what s left and plays with it a little.
Red is in an orange bra and panties and with black and white checkered stockings. She starts herself off with her fingers before she s joined by Kris. She softly mouths his manhood using slow tongue action before turning around so Kris can tongue her twat, taint, and ass from behind. Red then rides him through the cowgirl styles. Kris plays with Red s ass while she rides him and continues to massage her pucker while he fucks her from behind. They finish things up in missionary before Kris pulls out to stroke himself onto Red s stomach.
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Cameron is wearing some pink lingerie in front of a silver PT Cruiser. She diddles herself before Steve comes up behind her to kiss her neck and take over for her hands. They exchange oral favors, and Cameron works Steve s cock over almost as if it were an all day sucker. She lets Steve take her in a few of the common positions doggy, reverse cowgirl, and missionary. Cameron collects Steve s spooge sample on her nicely natural tits.
Cop Natasha, a cute dirty blonde with braces and plenty of piercings, gives crook Alex a little tough love. She leads him out of the car and drops to her knees to give his nightstick an oral examination before he checks out her axe wound. Alex tazers her from behind before letting her ride him in reverse cowgirl. Natasha opens wide to take as much of Alex s guy goo across her tongue as possible without shying away from it at all.
Elizabeth starts things out in a multi-colored bikini and sucking on a small vibe. Her outfit magically disappears so that she can fuck her pussy while playing with a butt plug to get herself warmed up. She s joined by Herschel, who lets her unwrap him to get out her present. She sucks his schlong before going directly to riding it reverse cowgirl style with her bald beaver. They work through a bit of doggystyle before Elizabeth puts her legs back for Herschel to drill her ass. Herschel pulls out and strokes himself to a pop on Elizabeth s mouth.
Test Drive is a pretty good all sex flick. The car theme works pretty well throughout the movie there s some very nice energy and it s met with some nice chemistry. A couple of the sluts go slightly overboard with their vocals, but not so much to ruin the scenes. More importantly, the entire movie looks great. The Whackman dropped 6 healthy loads.
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