The Hairy Gang
Man I feel like I’m stuck in the 70’s or something with all the hair in this flick. Like refreshing in a way to see hot women with a full set of pubes. With shaven porn so popular, these hairy gems are totally hard to find so I’m digging the difference!
These hot sluts start fucking in the bedroom before totally taking their fuck fest outside to the pool. Like dude, does every porn movie have a pool in it? You name it, this flick has it, hot interracial banging, redheads sucking cock, blonde cumsluts getting totally pounded on deck. Hairy pussy is a totally different flavor for me, but I dug the ride and I’ll probably take another journey into the jungle. This movie rates a 4 out of 5 cocks up rating from me.
If you’re like me your fave kinda chick is the chick that wants all her holes and both hands full of cock and still wants more….a total nympho slut who cant get enough and Swingin Gangbang delivers on this big time. Only 4 scenes but dude these chicks are fuck crazy.
From the first blonde slut getting banged by four guys as she works their cocks with mouth and pussy (and man does she ever know what she’s doing as she works out their loads in a fuck frenzy) the action doesnt let up! These chicks take it in both holes at once and beg for loads on their bodies, in their pussies and on their faces. A Gangbang Totally not to be missed unless you cant handle the heat.
Dude the name says it all - FREAKIN INTENSE man, and a good way to start off my new rating system.
The movies I watch jack and report on will get a 1-5 cocks up rating - 5 meaning you will splooge all over your screen and still stay hard. 1 meaning you can use it to sleep to but you sure as hell cant get off to it unless you are used to jacking it to the Sears Catalog
I am so totally going to have to find the others in the series if they are like this. Like this flick has an amateur feel to it, but the babes fuck like total pros, starting off with some blonde milf who gets totally banged by these dudes. She’s noisy as hell but usually her mouth is stuffed with cock (as well as her pussy and ass - go slut go)
Scene after scene delivers as these nymphos get every hole filled. Pussy fucked, Ass fucked, DP, Skull fucked as they swallow cock deep down their throats, super hot ball swallowing…these babes are nymphos with a capital S for slut.
Then just like fireworks the final scene is even more freakin intense as two babes get in on the action as they share this dude’s cock and some toys in every hole bringing themselves to some rocking orgasms.
This flick gets a big four out of five Cocks up rating from me.
Point of View porn…after the first couple pov movies that seemed kinda hot it gets tired fast I dunno man….maybe Im missing something, must be like 500 hits of acid or the virtual reality sim that hasnt been invented yet but this whole pov movie idea is just kinda escaping me.
Like maybe I need a whole helluva lot more silly juice to continue the idea of being able to watch some babe fucking in front of me and just cos she has some intense (and disconcerting in an almost scary) way of staring at the camera Im always supposed to feel like she is sucking and fucking me?
…I just dont get it man….Like many things its cool as a novelty the first couple spins around but after that…it fizzles.
The chicks in this movie are totally smokin hot no question there. Specially in the final scene where the girl on girl action fucking sizzles and the closeups of these sluts’ perfect asses is the one time where I can say “yeah man, that view of those double moons is better than any freakin sunset”
POV bs or not, this movie does deliver in terms of slutty heat. I give it a 3 cocks up and it would probably be more if I was high enough to get into this “point of view” frame of mind since I would give any of these chicks the point of my cock in any hole they wanted.
Well fuck, imagine if you could like see people having sex even if they’re not really there. Vision of X is about some chick called Jenny who has visions of ‘porno people’ dancing around in her head all the time. Personally I think she like totally needs to get laid more.
My favorite scene is in the bathtub, Jenny lathers her huge melon-like tits with soap in the shower then switches the water off and like totally goes crazy pumping her pussy with a bright red dildo. After she cums the first time that’s when the trippiness starts. All of a sudden two hot blonde chicks are kissing and fondling each other in the big bathtub, her porno people again. Nipple sucking, pussy licking and some totally rad bath splashes ensue as the action gets more and more frenzied with each pelvic thrust.
Jenny’s one totally lucky slut getting to watch and enjoy this kind of hot action up close. Where do I get some porno people of my very own? This movie rates a 4 out of 5 cocks up rating from me.
Man I love a chick who knows what she wants, and Face Sittin Fanatics is totally filled with them. The hot action starts in a comfy living room with two big titted sluts horny for each other. A ton of pussy licking and dildo fucking delivers awesome on-screen orgasms that left me totally harder than before.
Moving the action outdoors was a totally choice move by the director. I totally dig the pool scenes with the hot babes fucking themselves with dildos on their deckchairs before taking a seat on someones face, and the different setting from the first scene totally kept things lively.
Dude Face Sittin Fanatics has 6 different scenes in one movie, and each of them is as hot as the next so if you enjoy watching sluts grinding their hot wet pussies on hungry mouths then you totally need to check this shit out! This movie rates a 3.5 out of 5 cocks up rating from me.
Man I love POV (Point of View) porn. Like you can get right in at the action it’s almost as good as being there yourself. This awesome movie has 10 totally different amateur babes trying to be the best of the porn best. They totally give it their all, and that shines through in each set.
POV makes it seem like the dick on the monitor is an extension of your own and I totally dig that (it’s sweet that I’m totally better hung than any of the guys in this flick too). Dude these porn sluts go all the way, sucking on big dick, their heads vividly bobbing up and down on screen as they swallow what almost seems to be your own cock. Like these chicks are also total cam ho’s. Their eyes rarely leave the camera giving an almost surreal feel to the whole movie, like I said, it’s almost as good as being there yourself.
Man I swear, you have got to watch this to totally see what I’m talking about. Amateurs totally have the passion to make great porn, and the hot chicks in POV Castin Couch 2 are proof of that. This movie rates a 3.5 out of 5 cocks up rating from me.
This movie is for those krazee kinky chicks out there that get off on dude on dude action the way I get off on chick on chick clitty to tit rubbing.
These chicks (each one of them fucking hot !) explain how much they totally get off on watching guys get it on with each otherand then proceed to have a threesome with a couple dudes who get off on dudes…kinda like some kinked out “make a wish” foundation deal I guess.
Anyways they get these dudes to suck each other off (and these guys seem to dig it as much as any chick cocksucker I have ever met) get their asses fucked and man these babes musta been pro cheerleaders they are yelling so loudly and so completely into it. In one scene this dark haired sexpot is watching the one guy totally ramming this other dude’s ass and you can see her juices running down her thighs she is so freakin turned on.
This flick gets a throbbing four cocks up cos dude…I wanna hook up with these chicks when they are done with these guys cos you just know they are gonna be Craaazzzyyyy for a real fucking of their own after having their wishes granted.
