All About Ass 2
Maybe I just live in a totally social conscious town, or watch too many other tv stations instead of Fox, but all I’ve heard about the last week has been Earth Day. Now don’t get me wrong, I agree the earth is all far-out, hip, groovy and happening…and if I saw Mother Nature I would not hesitate to let her have a taste of my cock before I plowed it into her. What more respect for the earth could anybody expect from me? But I would like to use this porn review as a chance to bring out a movie to remind us that the earth isn’t the only far-out groovy thing to celebrate, and that we can also enjoy the glory of a full moon.
In porn, just like in life, there are two sets of sluts…first you have your cock and pussy and tit loving, ball sucking fuck-me fuck-me basic slut. Then you have the chicks in this movie…which is your basic slut plus the eagerness to take it in every hole as well as getting more than one filled at the same time…the super-sluts around which so many intense splooge sessions for serious jackers revolve.
Three cheers for the chicks in All About Ass 2. Since I’m doing this review as a ‘Moon Day’ review I must say this is the most awesome movie to do it to.
Four scenes to jam out to while you watch these super-sluts in action. They do not hesitate to use these cocks in any way that they can, and go totally crazy loud while they explode in hole filled orgasm after hole filled orgasm until finally they get to show us that their love for cum is equal to their love for cock.
All About Ass 2 highlights ass action at its finest, gets four cocks-up and the recommendation that you don’t forget about the Moon in all the hub-bub about Earth Day, and make sure you get some anal action tonight.
I may be a little bit of an ignorant red-necked pervo at times, but I’ve gotta say that in a whacked out way this is the kinkiest movie I’ve ever seen because as far as I understand it, these Hindu/Muslim/Middle Eastern religious types are totally uptight and their bitches aren’t even supposed to show off their skin (though I’d kinda figured it was just cos they were hairy and ugly) and therefore they totally are going to their demon infested Hindu/Muslim hell…kinda like some European film of nuns having sex or whatever.
So anyway, just like those freaky Germans showed us after we let down the wall, let them loose to let their inhibitions run wild (essentially letting the animals out of the cages)…repression breeds decadence and after watching this movie, from now on when I’m walking down the street, I’m going to look a little closer to try and get a peek under that shawl or whatever it’s called that they wear…maybe take my cell phone and go for some up-veil shots at the local Homeland Security Office.
Three scenes of surprisingly sizzling sex show that regardless of customs, religions, and political differences…a slut is a slut. These chicks are totally eager to gobble up whatever cock is put in front of them and they don’t much care which lips or hole do the gobbling.
I thank Bollywood Bang 2 for expanding my perceptions and give it an open-minded four cocks-up and I look forward to reviewing some animated middle eastern porn where the prophet Mohammed bangs a harem.
Black wrapped booty and shrink-wrapped chocolate…sounds more like candy packages from a ghetto chocolatier or a Belgian care package than ingredients for a porn movie, but these dusky decadent divas obviously dig that extra supportive yet painfully restraining feeling (maybe cos it feels so much like having a pimp and makes them feel at home) of being lathed in latex for their lovin.
I can’t quite figure out why they are dressed in latex…it’s not like they’re kinky nazi femdom chicks or wacked out lesbians with gender issues, (I think maybe the movie-makers for Anal Divas In Latex are crazy) but six slutty scenes make up for the under-used and potentially misplaced latex fetish.
If you like seeing negress nymphos showing the voodoo skills that made them former champions of the title most desired slave race, as well as getting jammed hard in the ass by one or more cocks…getting soaked in splooge and just generally indulging their slutty nature, then this is a decent jack-off movie and worth your time.
Anal Divas In Latex gets three cocks-up. More flesh and not wasting time with a fake or misplaced fetish would have gotten it up a notch in heat.
There are certain people in the world who have helped in many of civilization’s advances; architects, physicists, philosophers, and sluts. All of these people understood that in many situations, and hypothetical situations there were holes in reality that needed to be filled.
This film, Double Dipped 2, is a giant kudos to all of these people who have understood that holes need to be filled…well, the sluts anyway.
Man this movie is totally slutteriffic, sploogetastic and downright nasty to the extreme. Four scenes…any of which you can blow your load to, and they must have searched for some of the sluttiest ebony sex stars they could find. These yummy chocolate cum suckers’ only problem is that they are under achievers…cos man, when you have chicks as slutty as this wanting to take it in every hole, begging the dudes fucking them to delve deeper into their dusky goodness, it just becomes a fudge mountain of fuck goodness.
The cocks that these sluts are being slammed with are fucking huge and Double Dipped 2 gets four hard cocks-up for its downright slutty action. Next time make it a gangbang and they’ll get five.
